It’s almost the weekend! If you are reading this on a Monday, eh, pretend it’s almost the weekend. So for today, I thought I would share a few comics that I found funny as well as some grad school jokes. I hope you enjoy.
what do you call a cruise full of college graduates?
A dentist graduated from Hogwarts…
He’s now known as the “Wizard of Aahhhs”
How many grad students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it takes 7 years
A graduate student submits his thesis to his advisor…
A few days later, the advisor returns in with a single note: Needs Improvement.
So the student makes a few changes and resubmits it. Again, the advisor returns it with the single note: Needs Improvement.
This time, the student pores over it, double checks every word, adds every reference he can find, and adjusts the layout to make it more readable. He walks into his advisor’s office and says, “I have done everything I possible can, this is absolutely perfect.”
The advisor takes it from him and says, “Okay, I guess I’ll actually read it this time.”
When I first started college, the Dean came in and said “Good Morning” to all of us. When we echoed back to him, he responded, “Ah, you’re Freshmen.”
Then he explained:
“When you walk in and say good morning, and they say good morning back, they’re Freshmen.
“When they put their newspapers down and open their books, they’re Sophomores.
“When they look up so they can see the who’s talking over the tops of the newspapers, they’re juniors.
“When they put their feet up on the desks and keep reading, they’re seniors.
“And when you walk in and say good morning, and they write it down, they’re graduate students.”
Have a great day
I hope these jokes and comics have made your morning or afternoon a little bit better. I thought some of these jokes were quite funny. If you haven’t already, go check out my blog about the must haves when going back to school (link here). I hope you have a fantastic day!